Some guys from my hall snap chatted me- took me a second…
the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
if you unfollow me please send me a message saying which post finally did it.
please watch your fucking language
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around fasterDUDE
if u send me an ask complimenting me or telling me that u like my blog i will smile for like 38 hours straight
*daddy rips dick off and throws it*
"go fetch :)"
me: yes daddy of course :33 *spits his dick out on his shoes*
why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don’t
he’s been snoopin’ around
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma
some people wanna spread their wings and fly, i just wanna spread my legs and ride
not sure if this person is an avid motorcyclist or just extremely open about their sexuality
Transparent Fall Out Boy Centuries logo :)