If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
Dear other guys who fret about girls being under 18:
STOP VIEWING EVERY GIRL YOU MEET AS A POTENTIAL SEX PARTNER AND YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GOING TO JAIL OR GETTING INTO TROUBLE!
OMG IM SCREAMING
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
There is literally never a time when I haven’t felt this. Even if I’ve bought stuff.
2 time Academy Award nominee Jonah Hill.
do you like my tumblr shirt?
nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
when all ur socks are in the washing machine so u don’t have anything to wear w/ ur nike sandals :(